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Obama Promises to Relinquish Secret Nuclear Weapons Cache Beneath White House

Disassociated Press—Washington, D.C. In an accidentally candid moment during his weekly Saturday address to the nation today, Imam Barack Hussein Obama promised to turn over the remaining nuclear weapons he presumably had intended to detonate in several US cities, beginning with Charleston, North Carolina. (It is believed that the weapon they had intended to level…

Nicholas Cage is Castor Troy

5 Celebrities Who Need Conservative Makeovers

Hollywood liberals sell their values to the world with a near-total monopoly in the government-tainted marketplace of ideas. This band of elites and their slobbering worshipers rule the cultural landscape like a well-funded military junta. We need to build our own army, one of New Moral Leaders, and what better way to start than by…