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Michael Farkness: Proprietor and Editor-in-Chief
Bob Gobblers: Deputy Editor and News Contributor
Rand Williams: News Contributor, CNW Resident Legal Analyst
Zafeer Hamidi: Columnist and News Contributor, Former Muslim Brotherhood Operative
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