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Obama Promises to Relinquish Secret Nuclear Weapons Cache Beneath White House

Disassociated Press—Washington, D.C. In an accidentally candid moment during his weekly Saturday address to the nation today, Imam Barack Hussein Obama promised to turn over the remaining nuclear weapons he presumably had intended to detonate in several US cities, beginning with Charleston, North Carolina. (It is believed that the weapon they had intended to level…

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Surprise: Paper That Published Obama Birth Announcement Owned By Soros

In a discovery that will go unreported in Big Leftie Media, the CNW Investigative Department has dredged up long-hidden financial and tax records indicating that both the Honolulu Advertiser and the Honolulu Star-Bulletin, which “published” the “birth announcements” for famed Kenyan impostor Barack Hussein Obama, are owned by none other than George Soros. Billionaire Soros…