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Obamacare Website Kills 3 in Fiery Tragedy

Disassociated Press–Ashland, OR If you thought the Obamakills stopped at death panels, wait until you hear about the Ashland, Oregon college students who were killed while attempting to sign up for Obamacare from their phones—while driving. In a tragic case of texting-while-driving on steroids, Derrick Johnson, Emille Zerzan, Pierre Keith and Kristoff Hedges, all ages…

Are you good without God? Millions are. (also lost?)

Disturbing Study Proves Atheists Least Likely to Believe in God

Rich Data Set Irrefutable by Evolutionists CNW has obtained results from a study funded by our audience which conclusively demonstrates that Atheists are more likely than virtually any other group to be Godless. Out of 241 randomly-sampled Atheist liberals who own Macbook Pros, drive sports cars and make more than $60,000 a year living in…

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Crimewire: Black Woman Spotted in Normal Neighborhood; No Arrests Yet Made

From Disassociated Press The town of Powell, Ohio was rocked last night when 27-year old Desiree Whitman, a woman of “African-American” descent, was spotted entering an affluent, predominantly white neighborhood, where productive Americans retire after shifts spent managing lazy workers at the factory, and where children with loving, opposite-sex parents rest after hardworking days at…

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Surprise: Paper That Published Obama Birth Announcement Owned By Soros

In a discovery that will go unreported in Big Leftie Media, the CNW Investigative Department has dredged up long-hidden financial and tax records indicating that both the Honolulu Advertiser and the Honolulu Star-Bulletin, which “published” the “birth announcements” for famed Kenyan impostor Barack Hussein Obama, are owned by none other than George Soros. Billionaire Soros…