Netflix Makes Me Sad

Boycott Netflix and Watch Obama’s House of Cards Fall

Revelations about Obama’s primary inspiration for his campaign of mass murder and tyranny prove a double-edged sword—and now you can fight back As noted by respected journalist Joseph Farah, the Kenyan Usurper of American Freedoms Barack Hussein Obama, Keeper of the Gates of Darkness & Unholy Angel of the Socio-Communist Deceptors Decaying the Great Whiteness…

Police Uniform Camera

How Police Uniform Cameras Endanger Us All

A Trojan horse to rob police officers of their right to privacy and safety on the job. On September 11th, 2001, over 70 NYPD, Port Authority and other law enforcement officers lost their lives to left-wing Islamic terrorists. It was the deadliest day in American law enforcement history. In the last ten years alone, a…

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Obama Promises to Relinquish Secret Nuclear Weapons Cache Beneath White House

Disassociated Press—Washington, D.C. In an accidentally candid moment during his weekly Saturday address to the nation today, Imam Barack Hussein Obama promised to turn over the remaining nuclear weapons he presumably had intended to detonate in several US cities, beginning with Charleston, North Carolina. (It is believed that the weapon they had intended to level…

Nicholas Cage is Castor Troy

5 Celebrities Who Need Conservative Makeovers

Hollywood liberals sell their values to the world with a near-total monopoly in the government-tainted marketplace of ideas. This band of elites and their slobbering worshipers rule the cultural landscape like a well-funded military junta. We need to build our own army, one of New Moral Leaders, and what better way to start than by…

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PS4 and Xbox One Tensions Erupt in Bloody Console War

Disassociated Press Two million video game consoles sold, one million fanboys dead Following the recent release of Sony’s Playstation 4, and a week later Microsoft’s Xbox One, tensions between fans of either console have erupted into full-scale violence. Although sales for the consoles numbered over 1 million each within 24 hours of their respective releases,…